{"id":53,"date":"2025-05-27T06:45:12","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T06:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecorporatecogs.com\/?page_id=53"},"modified":"2025-05-27T06:47:36","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T06:47:36","slug":"please-dont-schedule-a-zoom","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thecorporatecogs.com\/?page_id=53","title":{"rendered":"Please Don&#8217;t Schedule a Zoom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udcec Contact Us<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Got a story to share? A grievance to air? A hot take on corporate jargon or your CEO\u2019s weird obsession with \u201csynergy\u201d? We\u2019re all ears.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whether you&#8217;re looking to submit a workplace tale, inquire about press, buy us a coffee, or serve us legal papers (hi there, lawyers \ud83d\udc4b), this is the page for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udd27 General Inquiries<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>For all the usual stuff \u2014 episode feedback, podcast questions, or if you just want to say, <em>\u201cHey, this reminded me of that time I was told to be more professional in my tone while laying off 20 people\u201d<\/em> \u2014 email us at:<br><strong>\ud83d\udce7 <a>info@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\udfa4 Story Submissions<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Want to tell your workplace horror story, anonymous whistleblower-style? Head over to our <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thecorporatecogs.com\/?page_id=20\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"20\">Story Submission Form<\/a><\/strong> (powered by HubSpot, built on the backs of exhausted servers).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\udcdd We do require your name and email \u2014 not to sell to data brokers, but so we can follow up or fact-check your story if it makes the cut.<br>\ud83d\udca5 Submissions may be featured on the podcast (with or without attribution \u2014 your call).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\udfa8 Your Cog Collection &amp; Advocacy Store<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>We proudly showcase <strong>user-submitted art<\/strong> in our <strong><a class=\"\" href=\"#\">Bonfire Advocacy Store<\/a><\/strong> \u2014 100% of profits go to worker advocacy and union organizations.<br>Have art that screams <em>\u201cWork shouldn\u2019t suck this much\u201d<\/em>? 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Or maybe you\u2019re here on behalf of a legal department that uses Comic Sans in its documents?<br>We got you:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Read our full <a href=\"https:\/\/thecorporatecogs.com\/?page_id=3\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"3\">Privacy Policy<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Email privacy-related questions to: <strong><a>privacy@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f Business Address<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>If you absolutely must send something physical (like a cease &amp; desist or a vintage fax machine):<br><strong>The Corporate Cogs LLC<\/strong><br>30 N Gould St STE N<br>Sheridan, WY 82801 (we\u2019ll put on real pants to go pick it up)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">TL;DR<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Emails for everything:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>General: <a>info@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Story submissions: <a href=\"https:\/\/thecorporatecogs.com\/?page_id=20\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"20\">Use the Watercoole<\/a>r<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li> Your Cog Collection submissions: <a>yourcollection@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Official Cog Collection: <a>merch@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Privacy\/legal: <a>privacy@thecorporatecogs.com<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Otherwise, shout into the void \u2014 we might just hear it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\udcec Contact Us Got a story to share? 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